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13th March 2007, 12:56 AM
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13th March 2007, 05:51 PM
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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines & Ads
How... interesting...
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16th March 2007, 04:05 AM
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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines & Ads
 Very...some funny. Some stupid. Some nonesense. Awesome!
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16th March 2007, 03:24 PM
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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines & Ads
Quote:
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KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.
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17th March 2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: Actual Newspaper Headlines & Ads
FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
I find that one humorous.
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Well, I'd hate to use it on a sunny day.
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Hmm...a Puppy-Dog...
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Great, more tickling for me!
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That would be Potty-Time Elmo, they have one.
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LOL! I'll take that job.
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Yeah, I want an unplesant dog.
GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
LMAO! 'SPEAKS GERMAN.'
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24th September 2011, 03:47 AM
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24th September 2011, 05:51 AM
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